• "Oh no I'm becoming racist" -Micah

  • "Shut up Date Rape is amazing!!" -Dad

  • "I like colors, they're.. colors!" -Kiki

  • "What are you gonna do? Put him back in the mental hospital" -Miles

  • "WHY DOES IT JUST KEEP GOING FASTER AND FASTER" -Micah

  • "Simon says I like men" -Unknown "You do?!" -Me "Yes." -Unknown

  • "The best block to protect beds is the one that.... is...... đŸ„°Random blocks💗 " -Jelly

  • "watching you two is so fun" -Leo

  • "I hate turrets- furrets- furries." -Micah

  • "I'm gonna go attack my friend, I'm gonna go bang him! -Micah

  • "Dude you stole my sun, he's my sun." - Micah

  • " insert retarded laughing Tickle my pickle..... for a nickle-" -Micah

  • "I have read the terms and conditions, I don't care if I get kidnapped!" -Micah

  • "JELLY IS A RACIST" -Livi 8:54 7/6/23

  • "Jelly is a man Jelly is a black Jelly is a Black man" -Livi 8:57 7/6/23

  • "Yeah imma let them just bang Sun-" -Micah

  • "Ooh mommy meiko-" -Miles

  • "You guys are cumming-" -Sun

  • "I VVANNA FUCK JELLY" - Livi

  • "Dont go hard on me like you did last night" -Sun, "I'll go extra hard" -Micah

  • "Let me mark you, sun!" -Micah

  • "Why are you cumming at me?" -Sun

  • "Don't go hard on me!" -Sun, "Yall playin' a different type of bedwars than what I'm used to-" -Me, "So true, so true." -Micah

  • "I WILL FUCK YOUR COUSIN" - Unknown

  • "Me wanna fuck wolfy" -Micah

  • "UwU vez kiss me" -Wolfy

  • "Stop with these disgusting quotes!" -Brie Cheese

  • "ROCK A BYE BABY IN THE TREE TOPS IF YOU DONT SLEP ILL PULL OUT UR COCKK" - Livi

  • "Your knees look very grabbable right now..." -Ayako

  • "Wolfie-pie" -Micah

  • "Livi died, Livi died, L, L" -Micah

  • "Life is why." -Wolfy

  • "E" -Me

  • "Nom Nom Nom" - Livi

  • "Nom Nom Nom" - Micah

  • "yum yum sus" -Micah

  • "I- I took a good guess and that guess was good" -Micah

  • "It's level 69, and 69 is super hard!" -Adah

  • "He has demons cumming inside of him" -Adah

  • "She has interest in the ladies, JUST LIKE MEEE" -Mars

  • "Ay he's the nerd emoji not the four eyes" -Mars

  • "Mommy? sorry-" -Jelly

  • "I- I was stuck under the blankets, and I tried to pull it out" -Mars

  • "You could also use that for what goes in between your legs, the bigger the better" -Mars

  • "THE AGE ISN'T AGING" -Mars

  • "he's my Zesty zesty" -Some random dude in roblox

  • "You're asexual, right? More like A-sexual predator" -Miles

  • "My little anal princess<3" -Kio

  • "If I hear Livi talk one more time Imma eat her, Imma eat that you know what" -Micah (they're cousins btw)

  • "I don't play gay" -Micah

  • "Yeah, I like raw men, why?" -Jelly

  • "Oh you like raw men??" -Me and Micah

  • "And THEN we get waifu with a knaifu" -My dad talking abt yuno gasai

  • "You'll be forced to do all the actiddie- actiddies- heck, ACTIVITIES." -Micah

  • "Yum yum chicken snort" -Micah

  • "Yum yum potatoe" -Micah

  • "I'm in love with Adah" -Wolfy

  • "Are you a masochist or some shit?" -Me, "No shes a racist-" -Micah

  • "it sounds wiggly" -Jelly

  • "I'm a dirty blonde 😈..." -Adah

  • “Opening a fleshy meat door is like pulling apart 2 pieces of bacon” - Concordia

  • "Now they're gonna just look at bacon and think of it as a fleshy meat door.." - Concordia

  • "Wait, concordia you're bi? Cool, marry me" -Emily, "Bet, give me a ticket to wherever you are and then hell yes" -Concordia

  • "Everyone says fingers is easier" "Don't ask why it's so small" "It's like the consistency of lip gloss" -Miles

  • "Dicks squirting goods" "I'll never be as long as you" -Miles

  • "Micah u suck caca" -Livi "No, he just sucks cock" -Me proceeds to get muted by micah

  • "Oh no I'm becoming racist" -Micah

  • "I- I'm gonna watch you sleep" -Adah

  • "Are we gonna go inside it?" -SunNari

  • "Will moan for mora" -Adah

  • "Will show feet for mora" -Adah

  • "The dadbot is gonna make me scream without the S" -Adah

  • "No dont touch that it's dangerous!" -Nari "But I want the meat..." -Jelly

  • "If you dont collect your achievements Im gonna cum" -Adah

  • "If you quoted that I'm going to start creaming" -Adah

  • "EAT MY CACA!!" -No bed Livi

  • "It seems like I'm always cumming at the wrong time" -Micah

  • "Are you guys cumming??" -Jelly, "I'm cumming!" -Nari

  • "We're gonna CUM at the same time, I'm about to cum" -Adah

  • "It spilled everywhere" -Wolfy "Did you cum?" -Adah adah

  • "I- when- when I play something it gets my juices going" -Wolfy

  • "Maybe if our sanity gets lower he'l cum... for us-" -Livi

  • "Gotta make them break up-" -Nari

  • "Oh so they broke uppp- they broke up!" -Nari

  • "are u cumming or not? Im gonna eat all ur chests" -Adah

  • "are you cumming or not? Im waiting for you to cum! Cum faster!!" -Adah

  • "this one reminds me of micah cuz its small and out of order.... but this one's me cuz its girthy and long" -Adah

  • "It's like so long" -Micah

  • "he's a doctor he could put a snake up your ass!!" -Adah

  • "If I say his name will he cum?" -Dilly

  • "I wanna cum toooo" -Wolfy "Cum at the same time as međŸ„șđŸ„ș" -Adah "Can vez take both of us at the same time?" -Adah

  • "like this really ugly black" -Ayako

  • "I suck jelly dick" -Random ass dude in phasmo

  • "The juices in them are moving" -Miles

  • "my fingers hurt" -Miles

  • "I like men" -my cousin

  • "You're straight right?" -me "That's what you think" -my cousin

  • "what made me stop shipping zhongli X childe was this one manga I made" -Livi

  • "Lemme touch yo balls HEHHEHEHHEHEEHHE" -Q

  • "Gimme that di-" -Q

  • "here let me bend over first, I like it that way" -Q

  • "KKK FOR LIFE-" -Q

  • "The demons are inside me~" -Q

  • "you're gonna have to be fondlin my balls bitch! Hahehhhaheaha" -Q

  • "Restraining orders just feed the urge" -Q

  • "It's not cumming out right" -Miles

  • "Why is it cum white??" -Miles "Its called carbonation you retard" -Me

  • "Istg I'm gonna bang the tv" -Miles

  • "I love big latina women bouncing off my booty cheeks" -Cherry

  • "Oh damn shes quick with her hands" -Unknown

  • "If you suck it though-" -Unknown

  • "I love minors!" -Unknown

  • "At least 4 inches, no more than that- its like 7 inches bro" -Unknown

  • "Stop cumming" -Adah

  • "JESUS HOW LONG DO YOU TAKE TO SUCK!?" -unknown

  • "Im gonna fuck your air mattress." -Ayako

  • "Youre a racist" -Q "Nuh uh, well youre a sexist!" -me "Damn right, born and raisedđŸ«Ą " -Q

  • "I love big juicy balls" -Q

  • "You ARE a car? Lemme ride you bbg" -Unknown

  • "And they CUM up to the window" - miles

  • "Are they cumming in?" -Sun

  • "Harry? more like hairy balls" -Miles

  • "yeah of course he is, that little slave" -Useless

  • "Omg I hate black guys" -Unknown "Same- wait no! no- I-" -Useless

  • "this is gonna be hard? just like me for real" -Len

  • "Dont die at this part you can die later" -Fara

  • "Its so thick and black now!" -Unknown

  • "I like the meatballs in spaghetti bc I get to shovel big balls in my mouth" -Unknown

  • "Ooh fuck me in the asshole daddy" -Q

  • "I just nutted in a 5 year old" -Q

  • "Oompa, loompa, doompity-do, I've got a glock & Im pointin it at a jew" -Q

  • "I love eating wolfy's pu- I mean what?" -Micah "Dont worry, yours is good too, mommy" -Micah

  • "Oh woa my friend just got a boyfriend, and they're hooking up with my best friend, thats kinda weird- wait what the fuck?" -Micah

  • "Sending 3 seasons of porn to... rice farmerrr" -Micah

  • "I mean 13 dollars is 13 dollars ykwim? ykwim??" -Micah

  • "I like small children" -Unknown

  • "The void is so gender" -Ayako

  • "Well too bad, I have a ukelele" -Ayako (my little Kocaine)

  • "Wolfy, stop having fun on my bed!" -Thing

  • "I cut off so many men's balls, I definitely have the balls for that" -me "not mine tho" -unknown "not yet.." -me

  • "You zesty festy looking ass-" -Unknown

  • "Hey listen idk how my cvm tastes but you can ask yua" -Adah

  • "2 birbs 1 stirb" -Wolfy

  • "I dont want it long, WAIT PAUSE PAUSE" -Unknown

  • "Dude youre so quick with ur hands" -Unknown

  • "When I said I wanna eat smth I meant that ass-" -Unknown

  • "Bro I can bang anyone in my dreams" -Unknown, 12:56AM 2023/09/30

  • "Dude if I get that game I am going to grab you all and do unecessary things" -Unknown

  • "Man just add inches, its not that hard!" -Unknown

  • "Dude do you have 5M power in rise?? if so you can abuse your wife! white priveleges man.." -Unknown

  • "He's like 2'3"!" -mom, "He's in a wheelchair.." -dad "he's so lazy, never stood up" -mom

  • "Unknowndaddy- I mean unknownplayer" -Poptart

  • "The Muslims wife was acid washed just like his jeans" -dad

  • "I go eat for now, bye bye.. Imma eat that a-" disconnects -Unknown

  • "Anyways Imma go reproduce with Jelly" -Micah

  • "Hey- you! Lemme ride ya!!" -Livi

  • "Ass hair." -Ayako

  • "HE WENT INSIDE ME!!!" -Micah

  • "HES CUMMING.. HES CUMMING!!" -Micah

  • "WHY ARE ALL THESE BLACK CREATURES COMING AFTER ME?" -Me

  • WHY IS IT SNIFFING ME? -Me

  • "WHY IS IT GOING UP AND DOWN!?!" -Micah

  • "FINE, ill stay in one position" -Micah

  • "So what you're really saying is you're in love with jelly?" - Me "Sure" -Micah

  • "WHY DOES HE KEEP CUMMING INSIDE ME" -Micah

  • "Since winter break is coming up you can just fuck her for the whole winter" -Micah

  • "Nobody likes micah" -Me "I do" -Jelly

  • "STOP CUMMING-- AUGHLHL" -Micah

  • "Kicks in balls" -Me "Jelly doesnt have balls!" -Micah "Oh, yeah, right.... kicks in tits" -Me

  • "Yeah, Jelly likes it... she has a good taste" -Micah

  • "ME MUST MATE TO EJACULATE-- WAIT WHY DIDNT IT CENSOR" -Livi

  • "What u dont wanna eat the creamy meat with me, adam?" -Astro (not astro-skill)

  • "In all fairness, blocks are breaking" -half asleep me

  • "My cvm is actually sparkly pink slime" -Adah

  • "Dude, you should change your name to Fizzea, because what fizzes? Soda! And what doesn't soda do? Have sex! And what don't you do? Have sex, cuz ur ace!!!" -Ayako

  • "I'd say it was delicious if it-- ...fucking bitch.." -Ayako playing the yuki lehleh (ukelele)

  • "You got some fineeee grippers ;]" -Wolfy

  • "That darn ladder.." -The funny joe

  • "im gonna become mr steal yo girl except fr kidnap her, kill her, and hide her dead body" -me "yknow what imma just leave you to it" -Micah

  • "so i shoved the charger inside its tight little hole" -Adah

  • "why is it so tight?" -Adah

  • "OK OKAY, i shoved the charger inside its tight little hole, and its being such a good girl" -Adah

  • "This lollipop is so yummy, i wish i could suck on yua like this" -Adah

  • "biting down on this lollipop just like how i bite down on yua's neck in bed" -Adah

  • "Dude Buffy was the top show of my generation, nobody has a problem with female action stars" - Dad "I do!!" - Me

  • "Where are my slippers?!" - mom "Where are my morals? That's what I'd like to know-" -Me

  • "Big daddy vez stop pulling on my hair" -Miles

  • "Go FemQueen" -Miles

  • "Nah, they dont want the extra virgin olive oil... THEY WANT THE- THE SLUTTY OLIVES!!" -Mom

  • "I try so hard to be charming to these people and you're like CULT!! ARSON! Black people..😡" -Anonymous

  • "Whats your favorite thing to do in your spare time" -Micah "Uhm.... KISS USELESS!" -Livi "Me too bro me too" -Micah

  • "You are what you eat-- wait but u eat datu's brother" -Micah "I wish" -Livi

  • "Many men" -Micah "Semen >:D" -Livi

  • "What kind of bear can u take on" -Micah "A pookie bear" -Useless (Livi's his pookie)

  • "Why do u wanna learn how to flirt in german? to flirt with useless?" -Me "Uh, yes" -Livi

  • "I hate you" -Livi "What I do?" -Me "Not you uni, the- the other one" -Livi (referring micah)

  • "I need to get more clothes... For useless- huh who said that??" -Livi

  • "Nothin' classier than long island hookers" -Mom

  • "You wanna fuck with your doctor? Tell him about the giant white men dribbling all over me" -Dad

  • "It's carTY, not carDI. I am NOT a talentless prostitute" -My suspense and supernatural teacher

  • "My tits are beautiful!" -G

  • "Go pop some of those pimples, backne boy" -Random kid in my algebra

  • Starts singing Sunshine, Lollipops, and Rainbows while hitting the griddy -Tyler

  • “It’s CarTY not CarDI. I’m not a talentless prostitute” - Carty (my suspense and supernatural teacher)

  • “Kartrashians” -Carty

  • Carty aggressively pen clicking, me and maddie join and ally starts yelling

  • Carty seeing Andrew sleeping and aggressively bumping into his chair

  • “And- And here we have the temple of artemeesius” -Mr Fischer (My history teacher)

  • “And L. Ron Hubbard made a movie called– shitty marker..” -Carty

  • “I just kinda follow Catherine and do whatever she does!” -me “That terrifies the hell out of me..”-Wilans (stage crew director)

  • “Worst actor in the world Tom Cruise and his daughter DAKOTA FANNING and you just wanna CHOKE HER because shes so annoying!!” -Carty (very aggressively)

  • “Bro’s pushing 4 feet you’re pushing 40..” -Leon “What are you pushing? 500lbs??” -Malik

  • “How bout you pop some of those pimples backne boy??” -Joe R.

  • “My wife asked me for a new watch so I told her there’s already a clock on the stove.” - Mr Bedell (Spanish teacher)

  • “Ricky!! What did you whisper into Michael's ear?? Sweet nothings???” -Ms Mindlin (My Science teacher)

  • “Ricky did you just profess your love to Michael or something??” -Ms Mindlin “Actually, yes!!!” -Ricky “I KNEW IT!” - me

  • "Aww my little girl's already planning on betraying the US government!!" -My dad

  • "Oh look, a mango!" while very confidently pointing at an apple -Sydney

  • "I love pedophiles!" -Dr Duncecap

  • "Rape me all you want buckaroo" -Miles

  • “And that’s why Joel’s a dumb loser who will never do anything in his dumb life!!!!” -Tyler (he then got scolded by Mindlin)

  • “I’m Victor and I’m a sophomore in 9th grade science” -Tyler

  • “I can’t swim” -Will

  • “If you get flashed, you get flashed” -Suzanna

  • “Werewolves are a symbol for puberty, just like Vampires are for eroticism” -Carty

  • "Okay, good night Mr. Coochie Crippler" -Ayako

  • “It could be any soda! It doesn’t matter- root beer, dr pepper
 actually I do care, I-I like pepsi.” -Mr. Bedell

  • "Bend over touch your toes then I'll show you where the monster goes" - Anonymous "Whoever said this, call me. (guys only)" -Cole

  • "You're a discord kitten" -Cole

  • "I thought the earth was 2024 years old!" -Victor "You're a retard!!" -Tyler

  • Throws egg carton at Jaden bc he was sleeping -Mindlin

  • "Oh, a hemorrhoid!" -Tyler

  • "Is that a green slip?" -Victor "You need a green CARD!!" -Joel

  • "Im so mathematitional!!" -Victor

  • "Your hands are wet!!" -Mindlin "Ya wanna know why? ;)" -Tyler "I don't wanna know!" -Mindlin

  • "What is the magnet magneting to?" -Tyler

  • "I dont even nyeheydfghngh!!" -Ricky

  • "Miss mindy!! Just so you know, Juliet won't be here for a while.." -Joel "She's on a 'Vacation'" -Jaiden "She's LOCKED UP!!" -Tyler

  • "Stop putting words in my mouth!!" -Joel "I don't wanna put ANYTHING in your mouth!" -Victor

  • "Let's go with... MICHAEL!" -Mindlin "That's not how you say Victor :((" -Victor "What's the density, Michael?" -Mindlin "Ten." -Ricky "Uh... TEN!!!" -Michael "Ten what? Ducks?" -Mindlin

  • "What is the density of the oceanic crust, Ricky?" -Mindlin "Uhm... 5km!" -Ricky

  • "I have like 3 boyfriends in this class!!" -Joel "How could you do this to me?!?!" -Tyler "Can you cry on command or something?" -Mindlin "We already planned our wedding and the names of our kids!!" -Tyler

  • "You're having problems with your banana.." -Mindlin "It's all squishy!" -Jaiden

  • "Jaiden stop milking your banana!!!" -Mindlin

  • "I didn't even do anything! I was just stroking my--" -Joel

  • Mesosaurus sounds "Yo this sounds like Tyler after taco bell!" -Joel

  • "Miss Mindlin!! Mindy! Mommy? MISS MINDY!!!" -Tyler

  • "I'm munching on Ghandi" -Avery

  • "Aw man I wanted to have fun with your body" -Micah